Mij and her brother Tutulu need your help with certain issues they are having revolving around what belongs to who, and what not. See, while they get along great most of the time, when it comes to your love and undivided attention, they need to know whose side you're on. Mij thinks you should side with her because she's the most giving, the loudest with the capacity to be the quietest when need be (like in the library, back of the car, when climbing up ski slopes, etc.) and Tutulu is just plain loud with no real form of self control to draw from. In fact, Mij is all about self control, she wants to control you all by herself! Wait no, that didn't come out right. What she means is, maybe all three of you can hang out together and she's got dibs on the seat next to you. Wait, what? Something like that.
